now, nothing is official yet, since the stupid retarded monkeys at ABC haven't made the announcements yet, but word on the street (meaning the Ho chat-room - thanks Keke, for the heads up) is that the STUPID FLYING MONKEYS AT ABC have decided to give us more STUPID HOUSE MAKEOVERS WHERE PEOPLE GET PIRATE SHIPS IN THEIR BACK YARDS JUST SO THEIR NEIGHBORS CAN THROW A FIT AT HOA MEETINGS, along with a TERI HATCHER (???????? am i the ONLY one who is STILL annoyed by the MEMORY of her STUPID commercials with HOWIE mmm LONG????????) comedy called Desperate Housewives or some other lame-o show that's going to be cancelled 5 eps in....
yes, folks, if the advance news is correct, those MASTERS OF THE JERK-THE-VIEWERS-AROUND TALENT at ABC are pushing ALIAS's season 4 to JANUARY '05. not that it's a big change from the "let's skip 4 weeks at a time" trick that they like to pull anyway, but what? you think you're going to push the entire season to the spring and compete with ------- THE SOPRANOS ---------- without first getting viewers hooked before the Sopranos premiers? isn't that show on opposite ALIAS? don't they have one more season coming? or are you going to rathole the best show not on television in a Friday night at 8 time-slot? speaking of shows ratholed in that time-slot, they're also saying goodbye to Life w/ Bonnie, Bikermommy.
do you know how many fake episodes that means i'll have want to write????? do you??? do you???
what, you say? i am getting way too upset over a stupid TV show?? THAT'S RIGHT, and i don't care if you think that's lame; you try losing half your friends and being the only single person among your remaining friends and living alone for the first time in your life and see if you don't get a little attached to your favorite show; and if you don't, GOOD FOR YOU. i'm also addicted to the computer, do you have a problem with that??? if you do, you may exit the way you entered, because i DON'T GIVE A FLIP.
there are 2 upsides, AND ONLY TWO UPSIDES, to ABC's flying monkeys treating ALIAS like an unloved step-child... 1) JJ's new drama "Lost" is supposedly going to premier, but who knows what kind of treatment it will receive? 2) when ALIAS's 4th season does appear in January, the monkeys are supposedly going to run the 20-ep season uninterrupted (that's right, they're also cutting 2 eps out) [UPDATE: there will be 22 episodes, that's better. but the robot is still bad.] ... let me see... how are you going to run it uninterrupted when you always have the Oscars on a Sunday night? just asking the question.
i should never read anything before my morning Coca-Cola; i don't handle STUPID MONKEY news so well before my caffeine.
bah. btw, if the advance info is wrong, though i don't think it is, as i've now seen 3 different sources w/ the same story and confirmed w/ Mr. Entertainment himself - Juan - this rant will be completely unfounded. but if not, the tough-love stationery is coming out, and don't be surprised if i actually mail a letter to the wretched monkeys.
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