whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Tuesday, July 27, 2004



I just can't wait for that! But I understand... take yer time. :)


I was wondering what happened to bloglibs :)
Man, I wish I took this week off for the invasion of the DNC.


CPA license renewal? Sure. It just so happens that the same week that Frankj takes off for a "business trip" that our own SarahK is too "busy" to post. Coincidence? I think not. Is that romance I smell in the air?


Ah, Exile, you beat me to it. I was just thinking the same thing. Hmmmm... certainly sounds suspicious to me, too. Methinks there may be some covert ops going on behind the scenes. heh heh


SarahK & IowaSoccerMom,

Just wanted to let SarahK and FrankJ know that their old buddy Exile is available, as a licensed minister in the Universal Life Church, to perform weddings. Airfare will have to be covered. My fee is a Chomps T-shirt, (and there'd better be a make your own sunday bar at the reception).


SarahK & IowaSoccerMom,

Just wanted to let SarahK and FrankJ know that their old buddy Exile is available, as a licensed minister in the Universal Life Church, to perform weddings. Airfare will have to be covered. My fee is a Chomps T-shirt, (and there'd better be a make your own sunday bar at the reception).


Joshua, you deserve to be sissified for that! Not that I even know what you are referring to since I myself would never stoop so low as to go see such a mov... Oh who am I kidding? I laughed through the whole thing!!

But I too am suspicious about this lack of SarahK and Frank J. at the same time. Please let us know where to send gifts (His and Hers .45s perhaps?).


Thanx Jonag,

I think a custom derringer, lovingly inscribed by Frank to his lovey would be the ultimate in engagement gifts. (www.amderringer.com)

I know I will be sissified for that when she gets back, don't want Grammma reading it. [actually, i wasn't too thrilled to read it myself. sk]

I am ashamed of myself. I repent for it, please forgive my sick sense of humor, somethings take longer than others to die.

Which reminds me I need to feed the snake (Ball Python- about 3 years old).
He is about as long as my leg and eats 4-6 mice every month. It's a gruesome task, but I like my snake alot more than the rodents.

I just imagine they are little Islamofascists that I am sacrificing to feed my snake.

I don't think Amazon has 45's, we may have to just get them gift certificates for a gun broker in their area.


I run the soundboard at my church... I'd be very willing to take care of such things at the wedding :-)


At the risk of repeating myself from The Grooms Blogsite.. Can I be one of the Blogsmaids? Please....?!!!


Muhwaa hahaha...

I see you are all doing my bidding.

Keep up the good work, my minions.

We have got to bring these two together for the future of our beloved country and freedom loving peoples of the world.

I just know they will have many little Ronin Revolutionaries to help insure the freedom of this God fearing nation.


Chomps can be the worlds angriest ring bearer.


... And Rummy can be one of the ushers. He'll strangle any Ill-wishing-dirty-unwashed hippy/commies that show up, or just anyone that don't want to follow the seating arrangements.

So pick your seats carefully.. Oh, [bon-bons] was that last sentence just wrong?

Must. Get. To. Sleep!

Turning. Into. Capt. Kirk.

With. The. Long.... Pointless......

Pauses... And... BAD!


Will. Do. Priceline. Commercial. Soon. With....



Reed the Viking

I want to be Viking of Honor at the wedding. I'm also Jewish, so I can be your Rabbi or something. If your the little ronin J.'s need a bris, or something...


ta da da
Here comes the bride
Dressed in her IMAO t shirt

ta da da da da da

SNiff. I'm going to cry. I love weddings


sorry SK won't let it slip again.


My husband is a minister, also. We're Southern Baptists. Dunno what stripe Sarah prefers. I play keyboard in a band and do vocals too. Name the music, I can do it. Baroque? Oh yeah. Punk? Absolutely. Bluegrass? Yup. Black gospel? Right on. High-church Presbyterian Hymns? If I have to. Rap core? Totally. Seventies ballads? Love 'em. Just point me in the direction of the party; I'm there. I'll even bring the rest of the band.

Here's to the next parents of decent Republican septuplets. : ) If we can't win 'em over by good sense, let's overwhelm them with sheer numbers. heh heh Go Frank & Sarah!

Subliminal M

hey sarahk...are you and FrankJ ever gonna meet and create the "Republican in Public" family? pssssst...i heard FrankJ is a neat freak...are you?...hope so...i heard he can't tolerate messiness and dirty dishes...and i heard that he loves his mother a lot...just a btw...


Bikermommy! if you're gonna post anonymously, you should at least disguise your agenda a little better than that! :D i'm on to you, Scorpion Sr.

i'm getting to the cleaning stuff, just had to do the CPA stuff first!

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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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