whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Thursday, July 29, 2004



Is there some way your brother cut you a demo?

Then you could upload some of it for all of us.


Of course I would still love you if you were on AI. Even better, I would be able to say "I knew you when". Before you were a singing sensation back when you were abloggin'. Go SarahK!!

It would be awesome to be able to hear you sing. I play the Piano and I sing, too, so this is right up my alley.

RTO Trainer

What will you audition with?

"Happiness is a Warm Gun"?


If you don't do it you will regret it forever!! Besides you'd get to meet Clay Aiken and Josh Gracin! Woohoo!

You'd better send me your autograph now before you're just too busy and important. :)


Of course we'd still love you! I might even watch AI for once if you were on it! :P


Wow 28? I turn 29 next week. I feel old. So...very...tired... So when can I get some free prescription drugs? As for AI, go for it. Maybe you and Frank J could audition with a duet.


Sarahk...I'm privileged to have had you sing at my wedding and have heard your wonderful voice many times...you can even sing a whole song in Russian(!)...you are awesome...and I am not just saying that because - well you know...American Idol would be a perfect way for you to promote yourself as a great singer AND to promote Republican points of view as well...I can see it now - a guest spot on the Dennis Mitchell show - interviewed by Brit Hume (woohoo) - and a new show on MTV called "Right Rocks!" Go SarahK

Wolf's Dawn

You would have to wear your Nuke the Moon t-shirt as a loyal employee of IMAO. That would be soooo cool. They'll probably mosaic or blur it out though.

brew of avoca

It would mean that you have to stop blogging. I am sure FOX would make sing some sort of non-disclosure contract that would keep your from blogging. So that would be missed, but I say go ahead and try out. I will vote for you unless John Stevens makes a comeback.

red donga

And she can sing too


jason, i wouldn't stop blogging, but i'd probably have to stop calling randy jackson a fraud. which would make you happy. :) eh? new URL? i would probably know this if i'd read more than 5 blogs in the past month. i need to get back on that, because your blog = good.

Wolfie, i thought about that, i would definitely want to wear my NTM shirt for my audition. it's Fox, so they might allow it. then again, i probably want to wear something more feminine -- like if Frank would make a periwinkle NTM sleeveless!

Bikey, you give me too much credit, but you're allowed because you're my mommy. and i don't know *what* i'm singing when i sing the Russian song, i could be saying stuff like "i like black licorice and root beer flavored candy" and wouldn't know it.

jonag, Clay *and* Josh? *swoon and thud!* i have a full-page pinup of Clay on a bike from that liberal rag Entertainment Weekly that goes on my hot guy wall. Josh is married, so i just love his voice, but Clay, oh, i heart geeks.

i will remember all of you and keep on blogging. and then when i'm a rich and famous singer, i can bribe Frank to be my trophy geek. :)


You go gurl!
Good luck tonight.

Roger Glass

Since those here who've heard you sing agree that you can sing, there's no doubt that you should do it. Besides everything else, it would be a great incentive to get you back into your regimen and blast away those twenty-odd pounds you talk about; you'd really be in top form then! (I don't know what a periwinkle is, but if you're going sleeveless, work those triceps hard.)

And your own readers, plus IMAO, plus the Empire, could all flood the show with rave reviews. I'd certainly take part!

Wolf's Dawn

For all the free publicity you would be giving Frank, he should make you a shirt in every color of the rainbow. Rainbow, that's funny.


Uh, Hello...

Go for it Girl or forever wonder...

Look, If your Bud's that have heard you sing say go for it; and also if you can imagine the worst vile thing Simeon that rank vile (albeit hilarious flipping evil incarnate catty mo.. bleep!bleep!bleep) can say at you and still hold on to your dignity of which you have mas mas mucho!

Go and sing your heart out! Let us know! Because I would actually watch that show to see the brave and notorious SarahK! of unmitigated coolness and future Mrs. Frank J. Sing her heart out! (Really that is saying a lot for me. I cannot watch that show! Okay, 'cept for Clay, and thay other guy this last season that sang 'take me to your pilot' oh, he was good!)

They were both adorable, and very talented!

As I am sure you are too! If you believe in yourself, and enjoy it... DO IT!



oh, yeah, adding a post script...

Your dear little Frankelpuss must ABSOLUTELY make you a periwinkle or carolina blue sleeveless NTM T-Shirt for you to wear for your audition!

So it is said, (so Frank J. will probably ignore since it is coming from me anyway with my infinite dorkyness) Yo! People of the Blogosphere! Back me up here! Mama needs a brand new NTM shirt!




Ping? Woo hoo....?

Oh, Heck. Going to sleep now...


I've been begging Frank for a periwinkle NTM t-shirt for over a year now!! I had better get one too (even if I can't sing!)!!

LokiDoki, that was George Huff who sang Take Me to the Pilot. He was my absolute favorite. Sweet guy. But Sarahk will be my favorite before it even starts if she choses to enter. I will even figure out how to install the speed dial feature on my phone so I can vote again and again.



Copy on that beautiful perriwinkle NTM t-shirt, come back.....

cha...krakle.........(static) ,,,,,,,,,,,


Ooooh! Jonag!


I have been trying to remember George's name for so long now! Gosh he was good. Glad I didn't go to sleep yet! Yes! Him and Clay! Fabulous Cutie Pies! Lovely voices!

And Yes! SpecialK must have the Periwinkle NTM t-shirt! Pong to the Joshua fella! Congrats on the new site! add a little Majah Rushie, Boortz and Hannity and you are well on your way to VWRC Adept! Whoo Hoo!

Okay.. Now having My snoozy fest before facing the infinite flying monkeys from heck that are the customers from evilness that make me realize I really need another job!

Y'all have a good day. Sweet dreams, Heavenly Angels! Night, Night!

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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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