whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Tuesday, July 13, 2004



RE: Mower
That's the right attitude! Improvise, adapt, overcome! I realized later that you were probably just having a moment of frustration. There is nothing wrong with asking for help, then getting back into the fray. I was going to write and apologize for sounding grumpy, but I was that way only because you've impressed me as being intelligent, independent, and resourceful. So go conquer that silly machine and don't feel embarrassed at all.

PS - one or two slower pulls of the starter cord will loosen up the engine if it hasn't run in a while, and spread the oil around inside. That should make starting easier.


Believe me I would upgrade if I could, but when no type of broadband service runs down your road, you are pretty much sunk.


I could give you some tips, but I'd have to know what program you're using first, there's a lot of 'em.

Oh- and from now on I'll use "really bad"


There is something disturbing about the new photo of you and that GUN. I know you love guns, blah, blah, blah......but WHAT would a person do with a gun like that? Hunt? I think not.

It just looks horrible....IMHO.



You shoot Commies with guns like that. I should have thought that would be obvious. :o)


AWG is right. You never know when some sneaky red is going to spring on you and try to ruin your capitalism experience. That's why you have to be packing heat. Packing heat for democracy!


julie, i would pose for pictures with it. :) and protect myself. not only am i responsible for mowing my own lawn, i also have to protect myself.

joel, i'd be spending all my time at the public library or any hotspot location. shoot, i'd drive 50 or so miles to one of them safety rest areas. ;)

drew, you didn't sound grumpy, you sounded like a dad. ha.


Horrible? I think it's pretty. I just hope she has another 2 or 3 around the house, lots of ammo, and gets to practice frequently. Never know when some sneaky commie/goblin might pounce, and they usually bring their friends along. I think she needs an AR-10 to keep them even further away.

Oh, and you CAN hunt with such a pistol.

Tim O'Reilly

Congrats on the baby, hope the delivery goes/went well and that you're both doing fine.

357? Heh, 3 of the trucks we use start off with that on the license plates. To bad we can't carry over here tho...something about gov't regs and contracts an such.

Chad Coleman

Julie - A 90 pound woman, can drop a 200 pound attacker/rapist male.

Should you ever be in that situation, I pray to God, you would have a gun.

A few of my favorite quotes:

Better to have a gun and not need it, than to need a gun and not have it.

You dont shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.

The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.

If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.

If guns cause crime, then spoons made Rosie O'donnll fat.

Those who trade liberty for security deserve neither.

If you don't know your rights you don't have any.

Jesus said to them, if you dont have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one. Luke 22:36

An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.

A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.


thanks, Drew and Tim. where's "over here"?

i like your list, chad.


Commies? Rapists? Hmmmm.......paranoid, are we, kinda??

I, personally, refuse to own a gun. But to each their own, as they say.....


Sarahk, I lead singing at church and one time I got up to lead, and realized I had brought my Bible instead of my songbook to the podium. I said "ok this is my Bible not my songbook, excuse me a moment".
I had to walk all the way to the pew in the back where my family was sitting to get my song list and my book. Very embarassing.


nice, spacemonkey. that's why i'm glad chicks don't lead singing at church; i'd do exactly the same thing, only i'd trip and fall on my face 3 times before i actually made it back up to the podium.

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  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

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don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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