whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Thursday, July 22, 2004


Frank J.

I watch Fox and Friends every morning, but I get up so early I don't always get to see Steve, Brian, and E.D.

I haven't done a Fox and Friends parody transcript in a while...


And A big fat AMEN to you SarahK.
Keep kicking pinky -toe.


Linda Ronstadt has one of the most beautiful voices ever recorded. Too bad she went and ruined it for us by using it to rip into a huge segment of the American population. (Guess what Linda?? Christians have money and use it to buy CDs and concert tickets. But not yours now.) I've had to stop listening to the Dixie Chicks and Neil Diamond. Who's next? At least the BeeGees are English so maybe they won't feel compelled to express their opinions whatever they may be. And Glen Campbell is safe (I got his greatest hits CD for my b-day, I love him.). I should look on the bright side; at the rate this year is going, I should save tons of money on CDs and movies next year (although this Matt Damon voting for Kerry thing is a conundrum since I love Jason Bourne.). Oh well, at least I've never owned a Bonnie Raitt CD!

Wolf's Dawn

Jonag, I feel the same way. Why do my entertainers have to ruin the music for me? Linda went too far. I'm just sorry I bought her Greatest Hits I CD before I knew how she really felt. Can't listen to Streisand either. AND thanks to that moron Danny Glover, I can no longer watch Lethal Weapon! Mel, Mel, Mel. But no, can't watch it, not even for Mel.

I have no problem with somebody being a democrat as long as they don't tell me how stupid I am for not being just like them. Funny since they are the ones who are supposed to love diversity!

Starting to ramble here but my little demon child is screaming because he doesn't want to take his nap and I'm trying to ignore him. I'm ignoring you! [Boogers.] I'M IGNORING YOOOOUUUU!!!!!!! [Oh poot.]

sandor at the zoo

I take it that the other kitty hasn't returned yet, then? I hope she's okay.

jonag, I learned a long time ago that if I boycott every entertainer who I disagree with I'll have almost no movies to see or music to listen to. My rule is that I only stop buying their stuff if they cross the border from "loyal opposition" to "irrational leftist".

Barbara Strisand and Michael Moore will never see a single dime of my money. Jack Black, on the other hand, is someone who I disagee with but who I'm still comfortable supporting with an occasional movie ticket purchase. Almost all popular entertainers are liberals, or at least Democrats; anyone who lives in Hollywood and has that much money is destined to become something of an elitest snob.



All I got to say to the Liberal Elites is "SHUT UP AND SING"!! (see Laura Ingraham's book for more info)

We are tired of your opinions, we are not interested in what you think, just sing and shut your yap. Stooooopid muckadoooooooos

James P

I understand. I probably won't buy the next album Evanescence releases. The guy that is a christian quit the band (lead guitarist), so I imagine they'll probably be going promptly and completely to the dogs.

Profiling. I thought this was common sense. There are people try to waste Americans who are from a select number of countries. Most of them are men age 21 to 35. Is it not prudent to perform a rigorous background check on these guys before we let them in the country? 80 year old white grannies aren't blowing up buildings, but arab men age 21 to 35 are.

People can be really stupid sometimes.


Sandor, I totally agree. Although I was disappointed to see Jack Black in his "Vote Kerry" shirt, he hasn't been spewing hate aLa Michael Moore, Natalie Maines et al. and he totally cracks me up. If people can disagree in a civilized manner I can handle that just fine. But these entertainers should realize that there is a direct correlation between what comes out of their mouths and what goes into their bank accounts (or doesn't). And for many of them, they have received their last dollar from me.

jason of avoca

I had honestly never heard of Linda Ronstadt till this whole thing happened.


Yeah, I'm a F&F fan as well. Every morning when I get home from work.

The movie-marathon thing is how I maintain a certain level of sanity. About once a month I sneak off by myself, see a movie, then it's over to bennegans (sp?) for a few beers and a monte cristo. Then (because i dont drink and drive) it's back to the theater for a couple more movies.

I only saw two this week though, Spiderman2 and I, Robot.


ooh! ooh! please do one, Frank. that's the nice thing about being an hour later than you; that and you've almost always posted before i leave for work.

jonag, that's the one place i cannot commit to the fight against muckadoos. i love my music, and why punish me to punish them? that's like withholding sex from your husband! i'm in the dave matthews band fan club (i know, i know), and i don't intend to stop being, because the music music music and the fabulous live jams. however, i'll never buy another Dixie Chicks cd or Linda Ronstadt cd. *sigh* i know, i'm a big fat hypocrite, i know!! pray for me. :) i think it's because with dave matthews, i just blame it on the pot. :D

uh, Joshua, how does 1.5 hours after Frank's post make you first? just wonderin. :P

sandor, no sign of the kitty. thanks. :)

jason, are you serious? ever heard of aaron neville?

a kindred spirit have i in the geek (except the beer drinkin', blech).


Send anonymous e-mails to muckadoo musicians who have stupid opinions that tell them that you've been stealing all their music for years. It's fun! >:oD


"uh, Joshua, how does 1.5 hours after Frank's post make you first? just wonderin. :P"

Huh? I am dense sometimes...but was i not [happily singing Kum-Ba-Yah]? duh i wasn't ... well i was the [happiest] to say [i heart Michael Moore]...ha


I love you SarahK.
Now more than ever...i love to be brow-beaten by someone so fair as you.

For everyone else here is SarahK's love letter to me. Ahhhhh rapture...gulp....ahuh huh huh..drool...

and now for the queen's edict.....
bur bur bur rburrrr (trumpet)....
hmmph. you may continue to try being "first" on my blog, but i will
continue to edit you. the only reason i didn't change this morning's
"first" claim was because it wasn't first and wasn't even close to
first and that made me laugh. :D and look where it's gotten you now!!
you heart michael moore? how sad!! :P

i do edit, i do sissify, for cussin' AND for claims of firstness.

that's because i'm a mean old witch.

..........see? you gotta love this woman.


Sorry getting off topic here......

The folowing proves I hate Michael Moore.



Keep an eye on Michael Moore.

17-pages of truth about Bowling for Columbine from former Interior Department attorney David Hardy

A very funny stand-up comic and a dear friend of MMHA.

Learn more about limited government, personal responsibility and liberty!

So you believed everything in Stupid White Men. Nobody knows more about pulling the wool over your eyes than these guys.

Richard Bushnell has put together a well-documented site that takes you through the inaccuracies in Bowling for Columbine. Check it out!

A site that tells it like it is!

maggie katzen

Sarah, sorry about your missing kitty. My kitties are pretty attention starved apparently. One follows me around all morning, grabbing me whenever I get close enough. The other insists on being in my lap. I'll be glad when the hubby gets home and can help out with the kitty worshipping. Anyway, here's hoping Nicole shows up soon. (maybe it will be one of those "cat shows up at previous residence" stories.)


I just saw this posted at the DrudgeReport..

This guy should have horrible things done to him for this. Ghastly horrible things.

Dog Dies After Snout Is Taped Shut; Man Charged With Animal Cruelty
(Animal cruelty? ya think?)


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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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