whatever that means



  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection


  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's


  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end


  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine


  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Friday, July 09, 2004

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jason of avoca

Sounds like it may be a Chupacabra.

sarahk

a wha?

jonag

That's scary. I'd take a Ringwraith over a Chupacabra anyday!! I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it!

Joel

The chupacabra ("goat sucker") is an animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. The creature's name originated with the discovery of some dead goats in Puerto Rico with puncture wounds in their necks and their blood allegedly drained. According to UFO Magazine (March/April 1996) there have been more than 2,000 reported cases of animal mutilations in Puerto Rico in the last two years attributed to the chupacabra.

(No I did not know that off hand, I copied it from another website)

http://skepdic.com/chupa.html

sarahk

uh, Joel, if i wasn't freaked out already, thank you for scarring and further freaking me.

that sentence made no sense, but i've been sleepy since wichita falls and just got in.

Joel

I do my best. :) Hey maybe by the time you get back, it will have realized that there aren't any goats at your house to feed on and it will have moved on!

sarahk

yes, and if it hasn't, i can just curl back up in a fetal position on my couch and never leave it again.

or i can keep a firearm handy.

Joel

Ah yes. The fetal position is always a good fallback option. I would suggest getting your hands on a OICW prototype with some 20 mm HE shells and blasting the goat killer to kingdom come.

sarahk

OICW?

y'all quit thinking i know everything! you're making me feel stupid! :)

Joel

I believe it stands for Objective Infantry Combat Weapon. It's the newest rifle the military has been working on for some time now.

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