whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Saturday, July 24, 2004



Glad to see that you are back (really wanted to hear about something besides the park ranger), didn't expect you to blast off(Guess I was a little to tired yesterday to pay any attention to posts). It sounds like you were close to that anyeurism I was avoiding the other day. Also, thank you for your taffic and support on my site. Have a wonderful weekend.

"Always remember those who have given all for your freedom, and never take it for granted."


Easy Sarah K, shhhhhh.

Deeeep breaths, in with the good, out with the bad.

Now, is there any way to redirect those people to some of those beach pics of Hillary Clinton?


here is a place that offers just what you are looking for. http://www.cgi-bin.com/Detailed/3663.html

"Always remember those who have given all for your freedom, and never take it for granted."


Kick his [pinkytoe] Sarah!


Sarah, dear, it's time to post that Winning IMAO PosterBabe picture, really large, on your home page... caption reading "The name's Kiser, and I ain't yer Joe Millionaire babe. Get off my blog, punk." My best friend and I rented Men In Black last night, just for funsies, and Will Smith has a line in it that I like: "Why don't you just ease on back outta my face before you get hurt real bad?"

By the way, I went to see I, Robot on Thursday and *let*me*tell*you, Will Smith is looking MIGHTY fine and that ain't no lie. Whew! I may be a married woman with three kids, but I ain't dead yet, and that man is very pleasant to look at. Son of a gun...

One more thing... is FrankJ's server down or something? I can't access IMAO today. I got my Nuke The Moon t-shirt and I'm going to e-mail him my Peace Gallery photo soon. : )

Dragon Fly

Frank J from yesterday's post:


My response:

I consider this a challenge. Twenty paces. Now.

Besides one man should not hold such Beauty. :-)


Wanna swap? *grin*


Shhh. Breathe, girl. Breathe.

good. calmed down?

now. Tell me.

Where did you put those pictures?

Just kidddding. :)

Keep your cool. On the other hand, you could have a link that says Nude Pictures and you ccould send them to a bible website. Or a Sex addicts website. Be creative. This might be a golden oportunity.
P.s. don't send them to my blogsite. that wouldn't be funny at all. Unless...



Jeffrey Boulier

These people are just finding you via google or other search engines, right? What you can do is set up a javascript to look at the REFERER tag, and if it has the word "kozer" or any permutation on "nekkid", bounce them to somewhere else. Preferably somewhere with annoying popups.

Yours truly,
Jeffrey Boulier

James P

There are a number of nasty things a web administrator could do with javascript to these pervs. I, of course, would know absolutely nothing about that since it's illegal.

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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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