YOU WICKETY WACKETY MILLI VANILLI PERVERT!
THERE ARE NO NUDE PICTURES OF SARAH KOZER HERE! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO WATCH OLD RERUNS OF JOE MILLIONAIRE AND STAY AWAY FROM MY BLOG. THERE WILL NEVER BE NUDE PICTURES HERE. NEVER. EVER.
HOW MANY FREAKING TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO END UP ON MY BLOG TO REALIZE THAT YOU ARE IN THE WRONG PLACE. IF THE URL YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT STARTS WITH HTTP://KISER47...... AND NOT HTTP://PERVERTSLOOKHERE... SAVE YOURSELF SOME TIME AND SAVE ME SOME GAG-REFLEX ACTION AND POLITELY SKIP THIS SPOT.
Glad to see that you are back (really wanted to hear about something besides the park ranger), didn't expect you to blast off(Guess I was a little to tired yesterday to pay any attention to posts). It sounds like you were close to that anyeurism I was avoiding the other day. Also, thank you for your taffic and support on my site. Have a wonderful weekend.
--Redun
"Always remember those who have given all for your freedom, and never take it for granted."
Posted by: Redun | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 09:16 AM
Easy Sarah K, shhhhhh.
Deeeep breaths, in with the good, out with the bad.
Now, is there any way to redirect those people to some of those beach pics of Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: krakatoa | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 09:20 AM
here is a place that offers just what you are looking for. http://www.cgi-bin.com/Detailed/3663.html
--Redun
"Always remember those who have given all for your freedom, and never take it for granted."
Posted by: Redun | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 10:02 AM
Kick his [pinkytoe] Sarah!
Posted by: Chris | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 12:40 PM
Sarah, dear, it's time to post that Winning IMAO PosterBabe picture, really large, on your home page... caption reading "The name's Kiser, and I ain't yer Joe Millionaire babe. Get off my blog, punk." My best friend and I rented Men In Black last night, just for funsies, and Will Smith has a line in it that I like: "Why don't you just ease on back outta my face before you get hurt real bad?"
By the way, I went to see I, Robot on Thursday and *let*me*tell*you, Will Smith is looking MIGHTY fine and that ain't no lie. Whew! I may be a married woman with three kids, but I ain't dead yet, and that man is very pleasant to look at. Son of a gun...
One more thing... is FrankJ's server down or something? I can't access IMAO today. I got my Nuke The Moon t-shirt and I'm going to e-mail him my Peace Gallery photo soon. : )
Posted by: IowaSoccerMom | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 01:58 PM
Frank J from yesterday's post:
"Oh, and one more thing - SARAHK IS MINE! NONE SHALL CHALLENGE ME FOR HER!"
My response:
I consider this a challenge. Twenty paces. Now.
Besides one man should not hold such Beauty. :-)
Posted by: Dragon Fly | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 04:44 PM
Trolls....grrr.
Wanna swap? *grin*
Posted by: Donna | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 05:51 PM
Shhh. Breathe, girl. Breathe.
good. calmed down?
now. Tell me.
Where did you put those pictures?
Just kidddding. :)
Keep your cool. On the other hand, you could have a link that says Nude Pictures and you ccould send them to a bible website. Or a Sex addicts website. Be creative. This might be a golden oportunity.
P.s. don't send them to my blogsite. that wouldn't be funny at all. Unless...
Posted by: rightwingduck | Saturday, July 24, 2004 at 11:34 PM
Never?
Posted by: jmr | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 01:21 AM
These people are just finding you via google or other search engines, right? What you can do is set up a javascript to look at the REFERER tag, and if it has the word "kozer" or any permutation on "nekkid", bounce them to somewhere else. Preferably somewhere with annoying popups.
Yours truly,
Jeffrey Boulier
Posted by: Jeffrey Boulier | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 11:03 AM
There are a number of nasty things a web administrator could do with javascript to these pervs. I, of course, would know absolutely nothing about that since it's illegal.
Posted by: James P | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 03:10 PM