my aunt wanda forwarded me this... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. i don't know where it originated.
Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are [p]r0stitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of [grexual] misconduct [...]. I have recently become engaged to marry a former [p]r0stitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Thanks SarahK, I needed a laugh this morning.
C
Oh, and...[i love butterflies]!
Posted by: Chuck | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 02:50 AM
That was awesome! Funniest thing I've seen all week.
Posted by: James P | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 03:06 PM
haha, thats great. i think i've read something similar to that, but not the same one, a couple months back.
Posted by: Dave | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 03:07 PM
I almost thought i was reading my autobiography.....
Man, I thought i had it bad.
Feelimg much better bout my out-laws than usual, thanks SarahK.
I love butterflies too, Chuck, hahahahahaha
Posted by: Joshua | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 04:14 PM
Recently heard at a meeting of Democrat's Are Families Too (DAFT):
Me: "Hi. My name's Jonag. My sister is a democrat."
Everybody: "Hello, Jonag!" hugs hugs, words of comfort, etc....
Me: "Actually my parents are Democrats too, but they vote Republican"
Everybody: *clap clap clap* "See, there's hope. She'll come around eventually."
Me: "Thank you everybody, this wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. Can we have the coffee now, I'm exhausted."
Posted by: jonag | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 05:06 PM
Mmmmm....Butterflies. Gently roasted, crunchy goodness. Yummm.
Thanks, SarahK. That's two laughs in one day!
C
Posted by: Chuck | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 08:48 PM
hey guys, i thought i was the only one who liked butterflies. did you guys know that they're having a butterfly sighting in wisconsin this year? we could watch butterflies and eat cheese. anybody game?
Posted by: Telley Joggins | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 10:55 PM
ROFL.
Posted by: sarahk | Sunday, July 25, 2004 at 11:05 PM
or eat butterflys, and just smell the cheese
Posted by: Joshua | Monday, July 26, 2004 at 12:22 AM
Haha!
Thats actually pretty [tootin'] close to reality up here in North Idaho. We use democrats for target practice.
Posted by: Chad Coleman | Monday, July 26, 2004 at 03:27 AM