whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Friday, June 25, 2004



Michael Moore
Sean Penn
(and if the order doesn't suit the story, well, you know what to do...)


don't ruin my story with creepy people! :)

jason of avoca

relationship=platonic love


name of a person: The Great Frank J
name of another person: Saddam Hussein
name of yet another person: Micheal "Fat Man" Moore
a relationship: No really, they're just friends
an emotion: utter disgust
another emotion: glib
14 verbs: spank, tickle, jump, hop, weasel, argue, whine, burp, gaze, romance, roll, yell, charge, swipe
a pet's name: Chomps
another pet's name: Skippy (Mahatma's Dog!)
3 adverbs: planned, arranged, bungee jumped
8 nouns: steeple, Churchill Downs, The Grand Canyon, ball gown, ear plugs, one red rubber ball, a yo yo, Mazeratti
a person (not a name): Female Impersonator
color: Burnt Cyanna
day of the year: Ground Hog Day
a kind of pet: Cat
another kind of pet: Hampster
a body part: Fingernail
a type of gathering: Barking Moonbat Meeting
really cool transportation device (planes, trains, autos, etc.): Hydrogen Powered Scooter Plane
a quantity (not a number): 4 metric tons

Can't wait! I used to love these things...


Darn, and I was hoping to get a good Rumsfeld stangler story out of this...


Name of Person: Liberace
Name of Another Person: Elton John
Name of Yet Another Person: The Very Reverand Albert Sharpton
A relationship: Friends with contingent benefits
An emotion: blinding rage and/or happiness
Another emotion: crestfalleness
14 verbs: walk, talk, bark, drive, saunter, oozing, secrete, breaking, administer, convey, commiserate, brush, write, and erase.
A pet's name: Democrat
Another Pet's Name: Jacques Chirac
Three Adverbs: Quickly, Diligently, and Awesomely
Eight Nouns: Barf, Lightbulb, Pencil, Conrete, Ship, Sewage, Rhinocerous, Enamel
A person (not a name): Pig Rancher
Color: Olive Green
Day of the Year: Columbus Day
A kind of pet: Siberian Tiger (subject to strict liability in New York--I think)
Another kind of pet: Doggy
A body part: epidermis
A type of gathering: Hippy Beating Posse
Really Cool Transportation Device: Electric Powered Tank Treaded Shoes (not real)
A quantity (not a number): A passel (as in a passel of theives)

Chad Coleman

Aww... those other guys are big cheaters!

They took em all. Shush.

Well, for a pet name: Rin Tin Tin


I know it's late in the day, but, here is my contribution:
Name of person-Aeryn
Another name of person-Bob
an emotion-empathy
another emotion-aversion
14 verbs(lets see how many can I do?)
forsake, refund, nag, mystify, incite, run, swim, reform, justify, instruct, chastise, lay, loosen,
pollute, rally.
pets name-wing fat
another pets name-shepard wong (really, those were my two cats names, from one of the few Woody Allen movies I like-"What's up Tiger Lily".
3 adverbs-five fold, fittingly, instrumentally
8 nouns-sweatband, porcelain, inch, fish, myth, islander, poorhouse, isotope
a person-doorman
Day of the year-Valentines Day
Kind of Pet-Bird
Another kind of Pet-Snake
Body part-elbow
Type of Gathering-Family reunion
really cool transportation-whats that stand up scooter type thing called(you know the one with the gyroscopes..)shoot, I can't remember what the name of that thing is...
Quantity(not a number)-a whole butt load:)


[Yowza] Sarah, my brain hurts just TRYING to think of all those things! :)


well, the instructions don't say you have to leave an answer for everything! even 1 would be appreciated.


1. Shelbo
2. Admo
3. Kyle - bob
4. Lucy and Ethel
5. Ecstasy
6. Disgust
7. fly, shoot, vote ((republican) yeah, I know but anyone dumb enough to vote the other way is too dumb to do anything else that matters), sleep, eat, drive, ride, (am I seeing a travel motif here?), bathe, dress, shave, spew, post, type, pull
8. Brittany
9. Loki
10. sweetly, smoothly, loudly
11. jerk, moron, dork, stud, studette, pilot, driver, bachelor
12. my oddest son (figure that one out!)
13. navy blue
14. March 19th
15. a good dog
16. a dead cat
17. elbow
18. gathering of the clans
19. T-38
20. murder ( of crows)


here i am, writing this bloglib, and i can't figure out why none of you left any adjectives! then i realized i didn't ask for any, silly me!!

anyway, 'twill be up soon. i know it's not afternoon, but i had a long, hectic day and am now depressed, so gimme a break.




or, if the story is already done... delinquent?



name of a person: Seinfeld
name of another person: Hawkeye Pierce
name of yet another person: Fred Flintstone
name of yet another person: William Hung
a relationship: one on one
an emotion: meloncholy
another emotion: sullen
14 verbs: struck, mailed, impounded, sleep, inhaled, repelled, illuminate, revealed, discover, shave, will, presuppose, summon, embalm
a pet's name: Fifi
another pet's name: Rex
3 adverbs: gleefully, repeatedly, obtusely
8 nouns: hammer, map, Kia Sorento, salon, transmission, willow, avalanche, mildew
adjectives: mild, mortal, engaging, subtle, furry, insightful
a person (not a name): hairdresser
color: auburn
day of the year: February 29
a kind of pet: turtle
another kind of pet: hampster
a body part: thigh
a type of gathering: bar mitzvah
really cool transportation device (planes, trains, autos, etc.): tricycle, big wheel
a quantity (not a number): not too many, not too few

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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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