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ok, here's my first shot at BlogLibs...

in the comments section, leave the appropriate responses. here's how i'll do it... if i ask for a noun, i will take the first noun posted in the comments, so if you're first you're first (and no shouting first). any dirty or innuendish reponses will be removed and ignored at my discretion. :) i've got rules here, and y'all or more creative than that anyway. also, if there's a response that's not necessarily first but i think it makes the story funnier, i'll rearrange stuff. because i can.

anyway, i'll gather the responses and post our story this afternoon. i won't tell you anything about the passage except that i pulled a book off of my bookshelf, opened to chapter 13 (no particular reason, just a good chapter), and that's our story.

so have fun, be creative, and let's make beautiful literature together. here's what i want:
(uh, now that i look at the length of the list, i'm thinking people will need to give more than one answer).

name of a person
name of another person
name of yet another person
a relationship
an emotion
another emotion
14 verbs
a pet's name
another pet's name
3 adverbs
8 nouns
a person (not a name)
color
day of the year
a kind of pet
another kind of pet
a body part
a type of gathering
really cool transportation device (planes, trains, autos, etc.)
a quantity (not a number)

UPDATE: the lines are still open, i just got home and have a few things to do before i can fill in the story. so carry on! and trevor, i was just teasing, so don't worry, you may get your story. :)
also, if you're not one of those who answered every single question, please continue to leave your suggestions, the point is to pick and choose so i don't have just 1 person's story, we need a variety of perspectives here. go go go!!!

Comments

[Trevor]

Michael Moore
Sean Penn
Rummy
(and if the order doesn't suit the story, well, you know what to do...)

[sarahk]

don't ruin my story with creepy people! :)

[jason of avoca]

relationship=platonic love

[Mahatma]

name of a person: The Great Frank J
name of another person: Saddam Hussein
name of yet another person: Micheal "Fat Man" Moore
a relationship: No really, they're just friends
an emotion: utter disgust
another emotion: glib
14 verbs: spank, tickle, jump, hop, weasel, argue, whine, burp, gaze, romance, roll, yell, charge, swipe
a pet's name: Chomps
another pet's name: Skippy (Mahatma's Dog!)
3 adverbs: planned, arranged, bungee jumped
8 nouns: steeple, Churchill Downs, The Grand Canyon, ball gown, ear plugs, one red rubber ball, a yo yo, Mazeratti
a person (not a name): Female Impersonator
color: Burnt Cyanna
day of the year: Ground Hog Day
a kind of pet: Cat
another kind of pet: Hampster
a body part: Fingernail
a type of gathering: Barking Moonbat Meeting
really cool transportation device (planes, trains, autos, etc.): Hydrogen Powered Scooter Plane
a quantity (not a number): 4 metric tons

Can't wait! I used to love these things...

[Trevor]

Darn, and I was hoping to get a good Rumsfeld stangler story out of this...

[Andy]

Name of Person: Liberace
Name of Another Person: Elton John
Name of Yet Another Person: The Very Reverand Albert Sharpton
A relationship: Friends with contingent benefits
An emotion: blinding rage and/or happiness
Another emotion: crestfalleness
14 verbs: walk, talk, bark, drive, saunter, oozing, secrete, breaking, administer, convey, commiserate, brush, write, and erase.
A pet's name: Democrat
Another Pet's Name: Jacques Chirac
Three Adverbs: Quickly, Diligently, and Awesomely
Eight Nouns: Barf, Lightbulb, Pencil, Conrete, Ship, Sewage, Rhinocerous, Enamel
A person (not a name): Pig Rancher
Color: Olive Green
Day of the Year: Columbus Day
A kind of pet: Siberian Tiger (subject to strict liability in New York--I think)
Another kind of pet: Doggy
A body part: epidermis
A type of gathering: Hippy Beating Posse
Really Cool Transportation Device: Electric Powered Tank Treaded Shoes (not real)
A quantity (not a number): A passel (as in a passel of theives)

[Chad Coleman]

Aww... those other guys are big cheaters!

They took em all. Shush.

Well, for a pet name: Rin Tin Tin

[Laura]

I know it's late in the day, but, here is my contribution:
Name of person-Aeryn
Another name of person-Bob
YANoP-Ken
relationship-co-workers
an emotion-empathy
another emotion-aversion
14 verbs(lets see how many can I do?)
forsake, refund, nag, mystify, incite, run, swim, reform, justify, instruct, chastise, lay, loosen,
pollute, rally.
pets name-wing fat
another pets name-shepard wong (really, those were my two cats names, from one of the few Woody Allen movies I like-"What's up Tiger Lily".
3 adverbs-five fold, fittingly, instrumentally
8 nouns-sweatband, porcelain, inch, fish, myth, islander, poorhouse, isotope
a person-doorman
color-chartreuse
Day of the year-Valentines Day
Kind of Pet-Bird
Another kind of Pet-Snake
Body part-elbow
Type of Gathering-Family reunion
really cool transportation-whats that stand up scooter type thing called(you know the one with the gyroscopes..)shoot, I can't remember what the name of that thing is...
Quantity(not a number)-a whole butt load:)

[Skerdog]

[Yowza] Sarah, my brain hurts just TRYING to think of all those things! :)

[sarahk]

well, the instructions don't say you have to leave an answer for everything! even 1 would be appreciated.

[perbo]

1. Shelbo
2. Admo
3. Kyle - bob
4. Lucy and Ethel
5. Ecstasy
6. Disgust
7. fly, shoot, vote ((republican) yeah, I know but anyone dumb enough to vote the other way is too dumb to do anything else that matters), sleep, eat, drive, ride, (am I seeing a travel motif here?), bathe, dress, shave, spew, post, type, pull
8. Brittany
9. Loki
10. sweetly, smoothly, loudly
11. jerk, moron, dork, stud, studette, pilot, driver, bachelor
12. my oddest son (figure that one out!)
13. navy blue
14. March 19th
15. a good dog
16. a dead cat
17. elbow
18. gathering of the clans
19. T-38
20. murder ( of crows)

[sarahk]

here i am, writing this bloglib, and i can't figure out why none of you left any adjectives! then i realized i didn't ask for any, silly me!!

anyway, 'twill be up soon. i know it's not afternoon, but i had a long, hectic day and am now depressed, so gimme a break.

[krakatoa]

adjectives:

road-weary
mossy
star-crossed
soupy
melted
tasty

or, if the story is already done... delinquent?

:P

[Jimmy]

name of a person: Seinfeld
name of another person: Hawkeye Pierce
name of yet another person: Fred Flintstone
name of yet another person: William Hung
a relationship: one on one
an emotion: meloncholy
another emotion: sullen
14 verbs: struck, mailed, impounded, sleep, inhaled, repelled, illuminate, revealed, discover, shave, will, presuppose, summon, embalm
a pet's name: Fifi
another pet's name: Rex
3 adverbs: gleefully, repeatedly, obtusely
8 nouns: hammer, map, Kia Sorento, salon, transmission, willow, avalanche, mildew
adjectives: mild, mortal, engaging, subtle, furry, insightful
a person (not a name): hairdresser
color: auburn
day of the year: February 29
a kind of pet: turtle
another kind of pet: hampster
a body part: thigh
a type of gathering: bar mitzvah
really cool transportation device (planes, trains, autos, etc.): tricycle, big wheel
a quantity (not a number): not too many, not too few