are y'all excited about that? are ya? are ya? yay!!!! me tooooooooo!!!!!!!!
bleck, ok, enough of that.
those are my Band-Aids!! so Bikey and i were at Wal-Mart yesterday, and we stopped by the pharmacy aisles so i could get some little sticky bandages for my blistered toe (poor me). it took me a while to decide, because i really wanted some wild-colored, funky bandages, and they didn't have the ones i wanted. i finally decided on Curads (which stick worth poo, btw) and grabbed a box while exclaiming "i guess i'll go with Cat in the Hat", and this other woman on the aisle nicely but forcefully said "that's mine!". i thought, "um, they were on the shelves, first of all, and second, there are plenty of other CITH bandages up there, get yer own, missy." but i said, "oh sorry!" and tried to hand her the box of bandages since i'm so nice; then i realized she meant i had grabbed her cart and thus her purse, and she wasn't big on the idea of trading. we all had a nice laugh, and she said she'd probably love to have what's in my purse, and i guaranteed her there was nothing of value there.
keep this woman in office... for the first time since August, i have FoxNews, which means i get to see real news, hooray. so Bikey & i had it on in the background yesterday as we unpacked my kitchen, and they had Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, congresswoman (R-Fla), on there. after hearing her, we like her very much, and the biggest reason is her name. SHE HAS A HOCKEY LAST NAME!!! and a Stars hockey name at that, yay for her! i'm guessing she or her husband is of Finnish descent?
Bikermommy and the tough love... in the same segment, an anti-American moron, Gary Ackerman (D-NY), was spouting off some refuse about arrogant Americans. Bikey told me to take down that man's name, because she is writing him a letter. this woman writes lots of hate mail and actually mails it; i think her favorite recipient is Peter Jennings (don't get her started on his slimy communism), as she has sent him many, many letters. yay for Bikermommy.
that's about right... also on FoxNews (new favorite source!), Michael I-Love-Terrorism Moore was driveling garbage about his movie and making sure that Americans hear the "truth" (read "lies") about nine-eleven. now, i watch pretty much everything with captions on, especially if i'm not alone, because people like to make noise and talk over the TV, and i get tired of saying "what'd he say?". anyway, i happened to be in the room watching the trainwreck that is Mr. Terror, and the reporter said something about fighting over film rights... haha! the caption read "flem rights". Phlegm rights? yeah, i'd say so; so today, hock a lugie (sp?) in honor of that sniveling traitor, won't ya?
a lesson in finger-locking for the younguns... many years ago at church camp, my dear friend James gave me the same lesson (his brother was a pretty good kisser, but that's a different subject). when you're holding hands with a platonic friend, go palm-to-palm; interlocked-fingers hand-holding should be special and reserved for romantic couples only. i'm sure that Fantasia and Diana just didn't know this tidbit, as i didn't at Diana's age, so i thought i'd share.
say, may i insult you? Bikey and i were looking for a cheap refrigerator (for reference, black refrigerator and cheap do not mix), and she said she knew of an appliance store that had cheap stuff. so we walked into the store, and i, a staunch opponent of Frigidaire ever since i had a Frigidaire that was a piece of dookie, told the nice owner man that i was looking for a fridge. "but i will not buy a Frigidaire," i said, to which he replied, "well, that's all i have." he had a very good sense of humor and took my slam in stride, and as we walked around on a guided tour (i also needed a washing machine), i noticed something odd. i asked, "is this a Frigidaire store, and i just walked in here and insulted you right off the bat?" yes, it was, but he laughed it off and was really nice about it. i really should be nicer.
check out the pair on her!! glasses, musees, get yer minds out o' the blogutter. after leaving Best Buy yesterday and feeling very attractive, i told Bikey that whereas in Fort Worth, only half the guys turn and watch me stronter by, all of them in Amarillo do. she said, "no, they're looking at me, thinking, wow, what's up with those ugly glasses?" alas, she might be right.
vewy vewy scawy... Little Sizzle comes by her speed-racer driving honestly. Bikey was doing something like 60 through the mall parking lot yesterday; did you know that Jeeps roll very comfortably?
that's all for now. ta!
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