whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Tuesday, May 11, 2004



Pistachio jello??? Do they even make such stuff?

If you do whomp willow, most people would prefer you did it in a slumber party setting with pillows, I expect.

I'll dutifully buy more Frank J. t's, mostly because you are the IMAO babe of course, but in small part due to the fact that I GOT THE JOB! :P

Had a minor difference in salary which I'm happy to say they saw my way on, so it's off to San Francisco for krakatoa, into the heart of the enemy as it were.

It should be an interesting experience for all.

Now, what exactly are the Cali gun laws....? I suspect I'll have to leave many of my babies in Va. :P


congratulations on the job!! and sorry about having to live with hippies!

form a california coalition with those hot IMAO readers from cali, and maybe you'll survive it!

maybe you should just drop those babies off with me, along with the TV. texas likes guns. and TVs.

now that you're employed, go buy at least 2 of each of Frank's tshirts!! NOW!! GO!!!


LOL. You are so generous!!! There I thought you were only interested in my TV. The fact that you'd take care of my guns too just proved you are indeed worthy of being the IMAO babe!

Unfortunately the TV won't fit in my car. And luckily the gun laws in Cali are primarily for PURCHASES of new guns. They do require registration of so-called assault weapons, so the rifles won't go. But the handguns are all good.


Yeah, Willow finally pushed me over the edge, the little turn-coat. I'm buying the t-shirt even though I will look all washed out in black. Must suffer for the cause I guess.


jonag, the cause thanks you, you should buy one of each! i'll do what i can behind the scenes to try to convince Frank to make all the shirts in periwinkle (the purple one, that is) for us ladies. until then, we all must suffer in that beautiful slimming black for the cause. Alea Iacta Est!! hmmmmm, i'm thinking we need a logo for the great BlogoBabe War!

krakatoa, you're not taking your TV? get a unhaul, silly! all the bragging you do about it, one would think you would want to take it along so you can watch FoxNews in large screen!

The Sicilian

Did Willow not notice the gun in the contest?


She is too blinded by envy to notice anything.


I just bought my Nuke the Moon T-shirt. Credit one sale Sarah!


jonag, Sicilian, we can't blame her. she was so blinded by the prospect of fame and fortune (and envy, of course!) that she gave up loyalty in pursuit of them. alas.

mahatma, well done, but how do you expect people you meet on the streets to Know [their] Enemies, the French and the Terrorists, if you don't by those shirts as well? get going, buy, buy, buy!!


Hey SarahK! You look so hot holding my gun! Suppose to be borrowing your sis's man 2 to go toHome Depot & Sears while she is with you tonight, looks like I'm headed to the gym instead, oooh to getting older. But work has to be done, got to keep the thighs from the butt. Laid out in the backyard, in a G-string, yes did keep my ears open cause of all the male hormones next door. Never worried before they moved in that the neighbors could see ME in MY backyard minus clothes. Now when I'm in my house, I try to make sure the bedroom blinds are closed before it gets dark and I'm closing them minus proper clothing. When our neighbor left I was so depressed, I never thought 3 kids would move in next door that would become so dear to my heart. The neighbors across the street, who I've been through LOT's of stuff with are still near and very dear, but they are "old" family people. Your sis keeps me young and I'm VERY grateful for that. Weird to think I could easily be her mother, weirder to think I LIKE her choice in men. Bro' is getting use to me, "the drunk, crazy psycho neighbor". I'm breaking him down, making him talk, he now will let me into the house when the others aren't around. Was wild last night when she was on the phone with you, and I was infront of her and she was telling us what was going on with her and her work. You would say something but she would see my facial expressions doing what you had said, or hear me say the same things to her. Good luck out there, let me know if I can ever help!


hey there, Venus, is it? you're such a sweetie, thanks for stopping by here! you're the biggest hoot, even in web-form! LOL, i know what you mean, keep the butt & the thighs separated, i try but it's a struggle.

everyone is a big fan of your gun, though i do let them believe it's mine if they want to. in fact, they may have liked the gun better than the hot babe in the pic. *sigh* oh well, it is a NICE peace-keeping tool, no?

yeah, that was pretty funny with the Little Sizzle last night. please take good care of her now that i'll be fah fah away. y'all can keep each other young together.

wow, big bro speaks? i thought he just grunted a lot! just kidding, don't tell him i said that!!

yeah, i would be careful lying out neckid in your yard with all that testosterone next door. or take a peace-keeping SuperSoaker out with you to ward them off. i'm looking forward to having a back yard again, though i don't think i'll be out there neckid. :)

i'll be interested to see how many google hits i get from your comment, LOL. G-string, neckid, hormones, drunk, crazy, psycho, wild... the list goes on, i'll keep you posted! :D


Noo... have to leave the tv behind until I set up a place to move to.

I figure I'll pay someone to move my stuff before too long. Unless you are volunteering to drive the U-haul cross country.

I did that when I moved to jersey. Oh was that a horror story. I'll spare you the details, but I'll never use U-haul again.

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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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