... to be a good Christian woman when dealing with flippy flappy hippy hoppy slithering reptilian greasy-haired liars. seriously, why would anyone flat-out LIE in an official court document, especially when the other party can easily prove this LIE??????? LIE!!! TELL A FALSEHOOD!!
SERIOUSLY!!! GET A RICKETY-RACKETY LEGO-BUILDING MILLI VANILLI CLUE!!!
oh well, i suppose it makes life as a plaintiff a hundred times easier.
*limey ending*
LOL
You have such a way with words. Yosemite Sam ain't got nuthin on you! :D
Posted by: krakatoa | Monday, May 10, 2004 at 10:33 PM
wow, thanks, yosemite sam's who i always think of when i think "eloquent".
of course, i was kinda going for incoherent, so suffering succotash. what in the world does that mean, anyway??
Posted by: sarahk | Monday, May 10, 2004 at 10:57 PM
This only piques my curiosity!
Posted by: Donna | Monday, May 10, 2004 at 11:17 PM
stay tuned in the next couple of weeks...
Posted by: sarahk | Monday, May 10, 2004 at 11:30 PM
You could always invoke the other sway of the pendulum... the Sin of Wrath is a belief or Christianity as well, just a different flavour.
Posted by: Curator | Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 03:08 AM
At first I thought you were talking about the Ex but once you mentioned repitilian, then you must be making a reference about a member of the local bar association. BTW the "falsehood" happens a lot in court documents it is called tailoring the facts to fit the case. I see it everyday and as in most domestic relations/family law (I am presuming here)cases it gets to be more transparent due to emotions! Good Luck and I will be curious to hear about this AFTER the case is long over.
Posted by: Tim | Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 09:37 AM
Tim, you were right the first time. in this case, it's not tailoring the facts, it's "inventing lies". thanks for the luck.
curator, alas, the Bible says i have to control my wrath. that whole "be angry and do not sin" thing. so i vent instead. and then i have giggle-fits.
Posted by: sarahk | Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 10:16 AM
As a reptile myself...although I'm not currently a practicing reptile...I think the lawyer, excuse me, reptile may be assisted a great deal when the client is also a reptile.
Just a thought.
It can be very difficult sometimes to prove facts. If you can prove that the other side lied...very bad things often happen.
Posted by: Mahatma | Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 04:13 PM
reptile = the exish. i'm quite sure that his attorney doesn't have all the facts. but yes, i can prove 100% the lies. yay for me!
Posted by: sarahk | Tuesday, May 11, 2004 at 04:44 PM