um, Bikermommy?? what's up?

so Bikermommy checked out the other Babes in Frank J's Contest and said she thinks i'm in the top 2. after looking at all the pictures again, she said i'm in the top 4.

WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?? YOU'RE MY MOTHER!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT I'M THE HANDS-DOWN WINNER AND THAT THE JUDGES WOULD BE INSANE TO PICK THOSE OTHER HOTTIES!

wah. may i just point out that my mother rides motorcycles, which makes her one tough hot mom.

i'm sarahk, and i approved this fake whiny rant. love you, Bikermommy!

Comments

[Jeffrey Collins]

if it helps, i'll say that you're the hands down winner and the judges would be insane to pick anyone else.

hope it helps cause it's true.

[krakatoa]

I'd be careful about complaining to a biker mom. They are usually pretty tough, and don't take kindly to "lip".

Hey tho, don't fret! Remember, you can't do any worse that being the 20th hottest Frank J. babe!

It's an honor to just be nominated, right? :P

(ducking and rolling)

[sarahk]

thank you jeffrey!

krakatoa, it IS an honor just to be nominated, even though i nominated myself. and i'm not a-scared of Bikermommy. um, just kidding, MoDe! (ducking and rolling). :P

[A fine scotch]

If it helps, I was the first comment on Frank's t-shirt babe post (comments are now open) and I voted for you. No other aspiring t-shirt babe comes close.

Now, if only I could get you to move to Boulder...

[Flackbait]

[shazam!] U R hawt!!1!one! poSt mor pics plz?

Sorry, sorry. Mmm.

Yeah, I find that parents have a tendency to be fair and impartial when you want them to be biased, and biased when you want them to be fair and impartial. It is a talent that I hope to gain myself if/when I one day become a parent.

[spidade]

i've seen enough!!! you're the hands down winner. if you don't win,something needs to be done about the voting system (ala AI). BAH bikermommy! how could you?

[sarahk]

a fine scotch, thank you, and i AM looking to move west. can you offer me an accounting job?

flackbait, wow, thank you! you might be right about parents, but Spidade seems to know the rules.

thank you spidade (i'll tell bikermommy you put her to shame). say, do you have a problem with all these guys talking about how hottt your daughter is?

[El Jefe]

I guess Bikermommy is due for an eye exam.

[sarahk]

aw, thanks, El Jefe, i'll tell her you said so. then she'll rear/rare (which is the proper word? i think it's rear) her hot mommy head back and ... no, back further ... no, further... now she can see you... once she can actually see you, she'll tell you that she's just trying to make sure i grow up to be a tough realistic girl, not one of those sissy girls who can't handle the truth.

[Bikermommy]

Sarahk...let's get this story straight...your mother said you were in the top two and the other girl would be the runner up...then we discussed it and decided there were four in contention with their essay thingys...and you were still Number One with the others as runners up...actually you are the sexiest and prettiest and smartest of all the contestants and it really isn't fair to even mention them but i was being nice to validate the contest itself...and you are right...i am one hot mama...although i only ride dirt bikes myself (and often into trees and rivers) and i ride passenger on the street bike...pappy says i must learn to not crash my dirt bike before i am given the reins of an iron horse...and that isn't likely so there you go..oh yes, this is about you...YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO WIN...then it will be on to the Tony Snow, Michael Medved or Rush Limbaugh t-shirt babe contest...i can see it now...Hope and Faith..I mean Sarah and Jessi...love you...bkmmy

[jonag]

Did I make her top 4 too???????

[sarahk]

aw, Bikermommy, you're so sweet... and i sit corrected... and i'm perfectly fine to let everyone believe that you drive Harleys, but if you wanna get all technical...

jonag, are you kidding?? you breed Republicans and are also a hot mama! of course you were there!

[jonag]

Whew!