whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Thursday, April 29, 2004


Jeffrey Collins

if it helps, i'll say that you're the hands down winner and the judges would be insane to pick anyone else.

hope it helps cause it's true.


I'd be careful about complaining to a biker mom. They are usually pretty tough, and don't take kindly to "lip".

Hey tho, don't fret! Remember, you can't do any worse that being the 20th hottest Frank J. babe!

It's an honor to just be nominated, right? :P

(ducking and rolling)


thank you jeffrey!

krakatoa, it IS an honor just to be nominated, even though i nominated myself. and i'm not a-scared of Bikermommy. um, just kidding, MoDe! (ducking and rolling). :P

A fine scotch

If it helps, I was the first comment on Frank's t-shirt babe post (comments are now open) and I voted for you. No other aspiring t-shirt babe comes close.

Now, if only I could get you to move to Boulder...


[shazam!] U R hawt!!1!one! poSt mor pics plz?

Sorry, sorry. Mmm.

Yeah, I find that parents have a tendency to be fair and impartial when you want them to be biased, and biased when you want them to be fair and impartial. It is a talent that I hope to gain myself if/when I one day become a parent.


i've seen enough!!! you're the hands down winner. if you don't win,something needs to be done about the voting system (ala AI). BAH bikermommy! how could you?


a fine scotch, thank you, and i AM looking to move west. can you offer me an accounting job?

flackbait, wow, thank you! you might be right about parents, but Spidade seems to know the rules.

thank you spidade (i'll tell bikermommy you put her to shame). say, do you have a problem with all these guys talking about how hottt your daughter is?

El Jefe

I guess Bikermommy is due for an eye exam.


aw, thanks, El Jefe, i'll tell her you said so. then she'll rear/rare (which is the proper word? i think it's rear) her hot mommy head back and ... no, back further ... no, further... now she can see you... once she can actually see you, she'll tell you that she's just trying to make sure i grow up to be a tough realistic girl, not one of those sissy girls who can't handle the truth.


Sarahk...let's get this story straight...your mother said you were in the top two and the other girl would be the runner up...then we discussed it and decided there were four in contention with their essay thingys...and you were still Number One with the others as runners up...actually you are the sexiest and prettiest and smartest of all the contestants and it really isn't fair to even mention them but i was being nice to validate the contest itself...and you are right...i am one hot mama...although i only ride dirt bikes myself (and often into trees and rivers) and i ride passenger on the street bike...pappy says i must learn to not crash my dirt bike before i am given the reins of an iron horse...and that isn't likely so there you go..oh yes, this is about you...YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO WIN...then it will be on to the Tony Snow, Michael Medved or Rush Limbaugh t-shirt babe contest...i can see it now...Hope and Faith..I mean Sarah and Jessi...love you...bkmmy


Did I make her top 4 too???????


aw, Bikermommy, you're so sweet... and i sit corrected... and i'm perfectly fine to let everyone believe that you drive Harleys, but if you wanna get all technical...

jonag, are you kidding?? you breed Republicans and are also a hot mama! of course you were there!



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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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