whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Thursday, April 29, 2004



First time reader/poster - I saw your pic on IMAO and decided to come check out your blog. You deserve to win, that picture is amazing.


You got my vote, busept I'm not a judge... good luck!

sandor at the zoo

Didn't even know you had a blog, kiddo. I'll be stopping by occasionaly to see what's up.

Perfect entry for the contest. How did "pose with large gun pointed at camera" not cross the mind of the other entrants? Maybe you're just smarter than the rest.




Sigh. Looks like I have to maim the competition. Nice site you have here.



heather, thanks for the compliments (back atcha), and i'll appreciate a reprieve on the maiming until after i find a job, please. your picture is awesome, btw.

fellas, thank you much! i've never felt so hot as i do today!


You want my job? Too much sitting.



[Leaping lizards], yes, Sarah, you are one extremely hot babe. I'm still in college, but age doesn't matter, baby! I am now a devoted fan of your blog. (deep down, we all know John Hawkins is right)


heather, i'll let you know, thanks for the offer. what is it you do? i should probably know that before giving you a definite answer.

thank you sean!


wait a minute!! how old do you think i am, sean?? why are you pointing out that age doesn't matter?


Sit in the dark all day listening to techno. Oh, and writing software, usually web based.



oh, i'm not smart enough for that (except the techno part, i think i can do that). but thanks anyway. :D


Not only are you the hottest one, you are the only one to pose w/ gun. You would get my vote.


thank you jason!

El Jefe

Gotta give my props to my NoCal girls (especially since they're taking the fight to the enemy at UC Bezerkeley) but I KNOW you've got the inside track. Too bad Kim du Toit wasn't a judge...you'd have it LOCKED and LOADED.


Hey this is a really good web site! I bet since Frank posted your picture you've seen a traffic spike!

You've got a bunch of great content I've been looking around. I think you are going to keep some of this traffic. I added you to my list of blogs to visit.

Good luck!


thanks, El Jefe & Mahatma! y'all are so sweet!

and yes, all the Cali girls are beautiful. i'd say Frank J's got the hottest readers on the net (femininely speaking, i haven't seen the fellas).


Who knew that one little provacative picture could cause so much fuss?

Well, other than Hollywood, musicians, Hugh Hefner, Gary Hart, etc...?

Pretty savvy there sarah K! ;)

BTW, the single hottest thing about that photo is your eyes. You ever see the movie Get Shorty? Watch it if you haven't and you'll understand what I mean by this: I can just hear you saying "Look at me krakatoa."


thanks, but i wasn't going for provocative, i threw out other hotter pictures because they showed my tummy! the title of my photo was "buy frank's t-shirts or i will shoot you". besides, i was hoping to be recognized for my writing abilities, as evidenced by my stellar essay.

yes, i've seen it once, a long time ago, don't remember much...


You're definitely in your late 20's, so I guess ten years is not much difference, eh? Hee hee.


Well at least you didn't use the Boxing sarahK pic. It would have made the judges have to turn their heads sideways, and that's never good. :P


You weren't going for provocative, yet you managed it anyhow. Photo-Attitude plus! You must be a regular reader of those Dillonprecision.com catalogs.

I tried really hard to be fair and balanced, so I looked at it both ways - babeishness first then hawkishness, then hawkishness first then babeishness, then pick the winners.
1) CinCali
2) SarahK
3) Carissa
and an honorable mention to Teri

Sorry, but using Micheal Moore as a human shield was inspiring and could protect an entire convoy. Your photo was great - although the little one here with the katana is hotter - but she just outhawked you.

On the other hand, I'm just a regular reader, so my opinion doesn't count.



Got some big rocks to go climb in Red River gorge and won't see the outcome until Tuesday of next week. (survival permitted) No bandwidth in the gorge! Good luck!


Actually, I for one came in through the comments section, not the Tee Shirt Girl thing. Hmm... You have now replaced A Modest Destiny as the token female blog in my favorites folder. All Glory to the Mountaineer Musings.

But I'm not on speaking terms with Doug the Tee Shirt Guy, because he never got back to me about making a poster out of the Víva la Regan Revolucíon thing. : \
And you're right, Instapundit does get a hella traffic. If I was a judge, I'd vote for you.


Look at you! It's priceless!!


a very special thank you to Dan, who got all the SarahK love started today. i'm feeling so babeish!

i'm 27, and 10 years is definitely not much difference, unless you are, in fact, 17, then i have a moral and legal responsibility to say it's too much of a difference, Sean.

you're right krakatoa, want the judges looking at me, not the blood spatter on the wall.

um, Drew, you're aware that you didn't put me at #1 on my own blog, right? just checking. if it starts to hurt my feelings too bad, though, i will change all 3 to sarahk. CCinCali and Carissa both have me running scared, they're quite hot and hawkish. yes, Teri too. well, thanks for 2nd place anyway.

Mahatma, thanks and i'm so envious! i don't really wanna go climbing (not that i wouldn't), but i'm soooo ready for a Grand Canyon hike. you'd think they would put a satellite up to cater to the internet freaks in such places. the Canyon is actually the only place i wouldn't be remotely interested in the hookup.

Flakbait, wow! i feel honored to be your token female, and thanks for voting for me if you were a judge.

Donna, i'm still shocked and enjoying my 15 minutes, isn't it crazy?

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the great babe war

  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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