some of them aren't. so... i'm thinking that i need to bribe the judges of the IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest... but, see, i'm unemployed and about to incur moving expenses and really need a shopping spree, so i can't really afford to bribe the judges with money...
but maybe you can!! i would say, "send the judges money directly," but you wouldn't send GWB money directly, would you? you would send it to his money collection organization thingy and let them give it to him...
which is why i propose that if you want me to win the Contest, you should do something to help me, like contribute to my Amazon account. now, i won't actually give the money to the judges, but you'll feel like you're helping, and you will be. you'll be helping me with my car payment, my moving expenses, my CD & DVD habit, my recently acquired shoe-buying habit... plus i can buy a new gun or two, and don't you want to help out with that worthy cause?
anyway, just something to think about... thank you in advance for your help in bribing the IMAO T-Shirt Babe Contest judges in my honor... and if you don't want to give money, you can always send something from my Amazon wishlist .
this shameless blegging is NOT approved by the great Frank J.
ahhh, if only I were employed, I could help you out. I do so love contributing to the arming of women, or just about anyone else who is a law-abiding citizen. I'd offer you something from my collection, but [copa cabana], I'm so attached to them all!
I'll give you lots and lots of moral support though! One big thumbs up for sarah K :D
heheh... I liked the new word: blegging
Posted by: krakatoa | Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 12:26 AM
hmm... thanks, krakatoa, you've given some items for my next volume of notes to self!
1) try to find employed readers; if not employed, then able to part with their firearms or TVs.
2) look for readers willing to give at least TWO thumbs up -- what, your other thumb was in a thumb-wrestling tournament and couldn't be bothered?
3)pretending to be a law-abiding citizen is working.
(can't take credit for blegging - it's been around since before i blogged.)
Posted by: sarahk | Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 04:29 AM
After watching Howard Dean, giving two thumbs up just makes me feel slightly like a cheap politician. :P
Posted by: krakatoa | Saturday, May 01, 2004 at 02:45 PM
I will not be contributing. I'm sure you'll understand why. :-D
Posted by: jonag | Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 12:21 AM
well, i understand you not contributing, jonag, but no one else!
Posted by: sarahk | Sunday, May 02, 2004 at 09:38 PM