hey, self! nice to see ya! i know it's been a while, but you've been kind of busy, and you haven't been that dumb lately. well, you have, but i thought i'd take it easy on you. i'm nice like that. so here we go.
1. self, when you want to preheat your george foreman grill, you should consider plugging it in rather than the coffee maker. just a suggestion.
2. self, i know that you've learned your lesson, but i must tell you anyway... next time you're running, and your foot starts to hurt after several miles, you should stop running. continuing to run on the foot in an effort to make it stop hurting is a little bit, um... asinine. oh, and so is not training for a 10K.
3. say, self? say it with me... bed good. futon bad. bed not painful. futon hurts. bed has springs. futon has steel bars.
4. hey, self. ghostwit. LOL!!!
later, self! go stars.
1. Yeah, that might help.
2. You said it, not me.
3. My futon only has wood planks, but I'm told it's not very comfortable to sleep on either.
4. LOL. That was a good one!
Posted by: Jeffrey Collins | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 10:59 PM
jeffrey, i appreciate your willingness to allow me to state w/o objection that i behave in an asinine fashion.
i also appreciate your not correcting my spelling in public. *hangs head in shame, looks at feet, sees stress-fractured foot, cries, would hang head in shame about foot but already doing that*
Posted by: sarahk | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:05 PM
You're welcome. Happy to oblige. :)
Welcome on the spelling as well. Of course, now that you've told everyone that I corrected your spelling it kinda defeats the purpose of me doing so quietly.
Hope you're taking enough loopy inducing stuff for the foot.
Posted by: Jeffrey Collins | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:11 PM
happy to be obliged.
yes, it does defeat that purpose, but it makes everyone think you're a nice guy, anyway.
um, my foot hurts, so apparently not enough. i should take a vicodin now. glad juan's in austin and can't try to steal it.
Posted by: sarahk | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:16 PM
I'm happy that you're happy.
You're right. It does make me look nice. I withdraw my objection.
I'd suggest you hide it, but you'd never find it again, would you?
Posted by: Jeffrey Collins | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:22 PM
i'm happy that you're happy that i'm happy.
well, i did just say it makes people "think" you're nice.
um, no. i wouldn't. and while you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?
Posted by: sarahk | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:43 PM
I'm happy that you're happy that that I'm happy that you're happy.
There you go, ruining the effect again.
Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!
Posted by: Jeffrey Collins | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:45 PM
i'm happy that you're happy that i'm happy that you're happy that i'm happy * infinity *!! woohoo! i learned so much from peewee herman!
i'm good at that.
ghostwit.
Posted by: sarahk | Thursday, March 04, 2004 at 11:56 PM
I cede the floor to your comic genius.
Posted by: Jeffrey Collins | Friday, March 05, 2004 at 12:00 AM
as well you should.
Posted by: sarahk | Friday, March 05, 2004 at 06:56 AM
i am so elated that everyone is so HAPPY. that makes me HAPPY,too.BTW,what was that abbbbooot spelling? did you say you scooored eighhht pints hier than me?
Posted by: spydaddy | Friday, March 05, 2004 at 08:12 PM
yes, spydaddy. apparenly i kan spel betr then you ADN do mathe betr. 138-131=7, not ate, silly sissy boy.
i'm HAPPY that everyone is HAPPY too. my blog is a happynin' place.
Posted by: sarahk | Friday, March 05, 2004 at 11:59 PM
hey,if you can speel rong,i can substrack rong.it's all in de fambly.
Posted by: spydaddy | Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 04:27 PM
i gess wee no wer i git it. yer folt, spidade
Posted by: sarahk | Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 08:15 PM
no,no,no bicker momys.
Posted by: spidade | Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 10:19 PM
wel, i thenk it cud bee bothe uv you's folts. its a gud theng i wint to publick skool. utherwise, hoo nose how i wood of turnd outt?
Posted by: sarahk | Saturday, March 06, 2004 at 11:13 PM