whatever that means

  • glenn reynolds says: sarah who?

tiny fragments of perfection

  • if i was all the colors, i would paint you pretty in gold in a picture. (jason mraz/zero percent interest).

  • as i took him in my arms he screamed i'm not insane i'm just looking for someone to understand my pain... (five for fighting/the devil in the wishing well)

  • only the curious have something to find (nickel creek/this side)

  • you dream of colors that have never been made, you imagine songs that have never been played (this side/nickel creek)

  • it's when you cry just a little but you laugh in the middle that you've made it (jason mraz/tonight, not again)

  • don't try to fix me, i'm not broken (evanescence/hello)

another whole box of pandora's

  • i'm not the kind of man who tends to socialize/ i seem to lean on old familiar ways/ and i ain't no fool for love songs that whisper in my ears/ still crazy after all these years (paul simon / still crazy after all these years)

  • but there's something in the way you laugh that makes me feel like a child... aspects of life they confuse me, you and your thesis amuse me... after and afternoon with you... and your rich brown eyes your lips and your dark hair, elbows and exposed knees tossing toward the ceiling... after an afternoon... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

a long awaited end

  • face to palm... tear to tear... mouth to tongue... heart to ground... i am in love... (jason mraz/ after an afternoon)

  • there's no place to hide but i don't think i'm scared. (nickel creek/this side)

  • with a broken wing, she carries her dreams. man you oughta see her fly. (a broken wing / martina mcbride)

zero percent mine

  • all lyrics headers are lifted from my pretend boyfriend jason mraz's "zero percent interest"

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Thursday, March 04, 2004


Jeffrey Collins

1. Yeah, that might help.
2. You said it, not me.
3. My futon only has wood planks, but I'm told it's not very comfortable to sleep on either.
4. LOL. That was a good one!


jeffrey, i appreciate your willingness to allow me to state w/o objection that i behave in an asinine fashion.

i also appreciate your not correcting my spelling in public. *hangs head in shame, looks at feet, sees stress-fractured foot, cries, would hang head in shame about foot but already doing that*

Jeffrey Collins

You're welcome. Happy to oblige. :)

Welcome on the spelling as well. Of course, now that you've told everyone that I corrected your spelling it kinda defeats the purpose of me doing so quietly.

Hope you're taking enough loopy inducing stuff for the foot.


happy to be obliged.

yes, it does defeat that purpose, but it makes everyone think you're a nice guy, anyway.

um, my foot hurts, so apparently not enough. i should take a vicodin now. glad juan's in austin and can't try to steal it.

Jeffrey Collins

I'm happy that you're happy.

You're right. It does make me look nice. I withdraw my objection.

I'd suggest you hide it, but you'd never find it again, would you?


i'm happy that you're happy that i'm happy.

well, i did just say it makes people "think" you're nice.

um, no. i wouldn't. and while you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice on it?

Jeffrey Collins

I'm happy that you're happy that that I'm happy that you're happy.

There you go, ruining the effect again.

Humperdink! Humperdink! Humperdink!


i'm happy that you're happy that i'm happy that you're happy that i'm happy * infinity *!! woohoo! i learned so much from peewee herman!

i'm good at that.


Jeffrey Collins

I cede the floor to your comic genius.


as well you should.


i am so elated that everyone is so HAPPY. that makes me HAPPY,too.BTW,what was that abbbbooot spelling? did you say you scooored eighhht pints hier than me?


yes, spydaddy. apparenly i kan spel betr then you ADN do mathe betr. 138-131=7, not ate, silly sissy boy.

i'm HAPPY that everyone is HAPPY too. my blog is a happynin' place.


hey,if you can speel rong,i can substrack rong.it's all in de fambly.


i gess wee no wer i git it. yer folt, spidade


no,no,no bicker momys.


wel, i thenk it cud bee bothe uv you's folts. its a gud theng i wint to publick skool. utherwise, hoo nose how i wood of turnd outt?

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  • buy Frank's tshirtssmoldering_not_pointing.jpg

  • some stuff the great Frank J said about me...

  • "Beautiful, deadly with a gun, and fellow Alias fan"

  • "There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal, The dreams of a million girls Who are more than pretty May come true if they punch a hippy, Oh she may turn out to be The queen of femininity, There she is, the IMAO T-Shirt Babe, There she is, your ideal With so much ammo She'll take the town by storm, With her all-American face and form, And there she is, Firing in the air she is, Fairest of the fair she is, The IMAO T-Shirt Babe"

  • yowza*

don't make me sissify you

  • please keep the comments "cussin'"-free, and no taking of the Lord's name in vain (including in initials form and in euphemistic form). my grama reads my blog, and i don't like those words either. if you post something i don't like, i will change your wording to make you sound like a sissy.

  • p.s. if you're a troll, i reserve the right to either wingardium leviosa your butt (which means delete and ban you), or the more fun option, to put a pretty bonnet on your head and lead you around on a lovely purple leash and make you do my bidding. yay!!


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