volume V

howdy, self. good ta see ya. nice to see that you finally washed your hair. which brings me to my first note. 1. we always feel better when we're clean. don't forget that.

2. self, you know how you like to put cokes in the freezer to get them cold really fast? yeah. well, when you remove said cokes from the freezer, let's be careful not to drop them. the words spew, sticky and great huge mess come to mind.

3. self, i keep mentioning the clean apartment thing to you, and so far it hasn't worked. you're probably tired of hearing it too. may i just say that it is not necessary to wait until you are completely out of silverware (including knives) to do the dishes.

4. i know you like to laugh, self, but could ya reign it in a little? cackling too much, too loud and too often makes your sides hurt really bad and makes the neighbors complain. i know. i understand. i hear what you're saying. i know it's not your fault that they have no joy in their lives. but it's also not nice of you to rub it in.

5. won more thing before eye go. homonyms our really funny. yes, eye here watt your sane. eye dew no that our and are our knot exact homonyms, butt inn thee grate state of texas, they really sound exactly thee same. and eye think your bean a little picky. and just sew wee our clear, eye yam thee won righting thee notes, knot chew. goat ache a shower and quit you're wining.

good mornin' too ewe. ghost ours.

Comments

[Jimmy]

I did #2 yesterday with a Dr. Pepper and made a nice slushie out of it...

[sarahk]

mine just exploded. not good.

[Jimmy]

plastic bottles work better in this operation as well, though it can be done with cans carefully. i'm not sure what you're using. if it's a can you have to keep closer eye on it. otherwise, i've found that the key for me is to drink a little out of it first, then put it in for about an hour, hour-and-a-half depending on how cold your freezer is, and then presto, slushie soda, or at least a very cold one...

[John]

Very nice site. Will sure visit again.