dear self, it is not a good idea to wear an angora sweater from american eagle the same day you wear your most uncomfortable shoes. while we're on the subject, it's generally not a good idea to wear the angora sweater, because it sheds everywhere. but anyway, self, when you wear your angora sweater, you always get fur in your eyes. and spend half the day poking yourself in the eye trying to get it out. now. when you wear your uncomfortable shoes, your feet always hurt really bad. and when your feet hurt really bad, you want to lather them in ben-gay when you get home. here's the important part. AFTER YOU LATHER YOUR FEET WITH BEN-GAY, YOU CAN NO LONGER PICK RABBIT FUR OUT OF YOUR EYES. IT STINGS. BADLY. let's just avoid the scenario altogether. k?
self, when navigating the path from the livingroom to the bedroom requires hurdling, pole-vaulting and pommel-horsing, it is time to clean.
hey, self, if you write something on your hand because it's ultra-important and you don't want to forget it, make sure you don't wash it off five minutes later. just a little tip there.
more later. go stars.
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